Dr. Nikoletta Kelepouris, MD

As somebody with the misfortune of abusive and neglectful parents, I was ferried around to a variety of so-called "experts" for the sake of my parents absolving themselves of moral or ethical culpability in during my earlier years. Long story short, their prevalent emotional abuse led me to an extended bout of suffering from anorexia(85 lbs in 9th grade), which also stunted my growth. It was also determined that I had some sort of delayed bone development syndrome which was a beacon of hope for somebody who has always been self-conscious of height. I was promised by my pediatrician to reach an average-ish height of 5'10"(178cm), but my parents' unwavering body-shaming caused me to persist in my near-fatal starvation habits. Kelepouris confirmed that I had this condition, but then - perplexingly - whipped out her calculator and after having asked my parents' heights she averaged them out to 5'3.5", therefore "confirming" that I was exactly where I was "projected" to be. Firstly, it