Dr. Michael Long, PHD

I always try to see the best in everyone so this is hard to say but extremely important for others to know. After a quick "nice to meet you" a very well rehearsed and perfectly timed performance began. You bet I tried to interject. Michael Long is also incapable of eye contact. But of course he kept glancing at the big clock right on the desk in front of him. Maybe High School level Psych 101 at best. Not a clue why I was there. Not sure he even knew my first name but at exactly 10 minutes to the hour, I heard a ring from another part of his house. He then stood, wanting only payment info followed by more useless metaphoric banter then 3 mins to the hour, I was handed a handmade appointment card for a return in 2 weeks, a smile and the open door. That's it. I maybe got 3 words in. No reason for me to say anything else but the facts.